We have a collection of 5 God quotes from Joan Rivers
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present." (ID 21631)
"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor." (ID 21748)
"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor." (ID 21790)
"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor." (ID 22320)
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television." (ID 22321)