We have a collection of 3 God quotes from Garrison Keillor
"Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough." (ID 21686)
"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny." (ID 21802)
"Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then." (ID 22088)