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We have a collection of 4 God quotes from Woody Allen

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." (ID 21713)

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank." (ID 21856)

"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on." (ID 21998)

"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." (ID 22092)

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